Apple Gunkies, Nocturnal Aviation
And Other 1960s MIT Radio Humor

WTBS
Apple Gunkies
Apple Gunkies downloads
Nocturnal Aviation
The Doormat Singers

Many thanks to Dave Udin, for encouraging me to put these up, and George Mitchell for identifying Brian D. Hanson as the voice and writer of the Flexopneumohydroservosystematization & Control spots.

File size range from about 600KB to 1200KB.

DownloadNotes
healthtip.mp3

Health tip

Voice and writer: Pete Samson. (Stupid health tips from the American Medical Association were among some of the obnoxious public service announcements we used to run to fill time).
na02markiidynadigitron.mp3

Digicomputronimatics

Voice and writer: Pete Samson. "Asynchronous design techniques" were used in the Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-6 (which thus did not have the usual "clock.").
na01markiiadynadigitron.mp3

Digicomputronimatics Introduces the Mark IIa

Voice and writer: Pete Samson. Portability: this was roughly the time of Digital's introduction of the PDP-8, which could possibly have been carried in the back of a station wagon...
na03leader.mp3

Leader of the Industry

Voice and writer: Pete Samson
na04flexo.mp3

Flexopneumohydroservosystematization & Control

Voice and writer: Brian D. Hanson. Cable addresses: when you needed to communicate rapidly in writing with an overseas business in the sixties, you sent a cablegram. My recollection is that they cost in the ballpark of fifty cents a word. Businesses were assigned short, code-like cable addresses--usually single, short "words," rather similar to today's node names in fact.
na05flexo2.mp3

Flexo's Model R Systemat

Voice and writer: Brian D. Hanson. Actually, I think that "Popocatepetl" is pronounced with the accent on the fourth syllable, but it would be cavilling to mention it. "Early Bird" was an early communications satellite. Communication satellites were pretty new at the time. The first communications satellite, Telstar, had been launched in 1962. I watched the inaugural broadcast (live television from France!) feeling that it was an important historic event. Of course it consisted of pompous speeches and boring "entertainment." Telstar didn't last long (it got fried by radiation from bomb tests). Early Bird was launched in 1965 and was the first of the Intelsats. I'd love to know whether the "channel number" is authentic.
na06nocturnaldefense.mp3

Noctural Defense Laboratories

Voice and writer: Pete Samson
na07nocturnals13divisions.mp3

Nocturnal's Thirteen Divisions

Voice and writer: Pete Samson. You should be able to see the punch line coming a mile away—if, that is, you know anything about college students, which you probably do, and about vacuum tubes, which you possibly may not. Echo effect: WTBS was equipped with the classic professional tape recorders of the day, Ampex 350's. These 3-head reel-to-reel tape decks could record and play back at the same time. Due to the separation of the record and playback heads, the playback was delayed by about a tenth of a second--more or less depending on the tape speed. Mixing the delayed playback into the record input, produced an endlessly fascinating echo effect, used—possibly overused?—in the Apple Gunkies ads. It was also fun to feed the delayed playback into an announcer's headphones, which induced stuttering and other speech impediments in the most articulate speakers.
na08recruit.mp3

Nocturnal will have a representative on campus soon...

Voice and writer: Pete Samson
na09halfprice.mp3

Half price! on National Ornithoper Airways

Voice: Saffron Whitehead; writer: Dan Smith. "Standby" airline tickets, at half price, were being heavily promoted to college students at the time, and were very exciting in the days before air fares were deregulated. I had just had a very bad experience with such a deal.
na10mammarri2469.mp3

The Mamarri 2469

Voice: Saffron Whitehead. Writer: Charles Marantz.

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